Guarding homestead while away?

[campingPally]

Heya Troy, this has been bugging me for a while. Brought it up on youtube way back when, but figured with all the loonie's it'd be better to just post here about this stuff from now on.

Basically it's this. I hope someone(s) are staying behind at your place to protect it for your extended You Are A Spammer outings... Seems like when you head out to take care of Melanie-type stuff for longer periods of time, people like to make unwelcome stops at your place. I don't know if you ever resolved the last time it happened but I'd hate for some idiots to trash your place again when they know you're away. I always do my best to make sure nothing's ever posted anywhere of my comings and goings and so far so good but there's only so much that can be done to mask comings and goings so anyway.

I just really don't want you to come home to a trashed place. I wish I could be there to help but I'm on the other side of the US. Just irritates me that there are such bastards out there so, anyway, yeah..

I guess that's it for now. Take care, stay safe, etc. And grats !